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Chat reblogged from Kaitlyn Beilschwey
- *Some old dude packing up his shopping*
- Me: Have a nice evening
- Guy: Don't say that
- Me: Sorry?
- Guy: Have a nice evening. What does that even mean? If I've just had a divorce am I going to have a nice evening? If my mother just died am I going to have a nice evening? Just say good evening. It's formal and to the point.
- Me: ...
- Me: good evening then.
- *Later is a group of 21 year olds, all buying alcohol*
- Me: [getting flustered as the line at my checkout is super long] can I see ID?
- First dude: of course! Pass them down boys we can make this easier for her. Calm down, you're doing great.
- Do people genuinely still think young people are the worst customers?
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Quote reblogged from ๐๐ฟBig Fig๐ฟ๐Self-care is not selfish. You cannot serve from an empty vessel.
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Bhodakay, the Tsunami of Crimson Steel, Blessed of Killers — (CR 19); unique Lawful Evil Colossal undead (aquatic, monstrous humanoid, vermin); male amphibious deadly mantis blood knight verminoid Antipaladin (Lord of Darkness) to Achaekek 5 / Fighter 7
Init: +8; Senses: Perception +42, 60 ft. darkvision, low-light vision; detect good at will
Aura Evil, as per a cleric; Aura of Obedience 10 ft. (see below); Blood Slick 10 ft. (see below)
AC: 37, touch 27, flat-footed 32 (+10 armor, +20 deflection, +5 Dexterity, -8 size)
Hit Points: 362 (16d10+112 + 12d10+84)
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Fort +30, Ref +28, Will +24
Damage reduction 10/bludgeoning, Fast Healing 10, Immune ability drain, bleed, death effects, disease, energy drain, exhaustion, fatigue, mind-affecting effects, nonlethal damage, paralysis, physical ability damage, poison, sleep, stunning
Speed: 50 ft., 250 ft. as a full-round action with Run; Swim 60 ft.
Melee: Bite +43 (6d6+24 plus blood drain (see below) plus 2 bleed plus grab; 19-20/x2 crit.) and two claws +43/+43 (2d10+24 plus blood drain plus 2 bleed plus grab; 19-20/x2 crit.)
— or Power Attack Bite +35 (6d6+40 plus blood drain plus 2 bleed plus grab; 19-20/x2 crit.) and two claws +35/+35 (2d10+40 plus blood drain plus 2 bleed plus grab; 19-20/x2 crit.)
If Bhodakay hits a single target with two claw attacks in the same turn, the second claw attack deals an additional 1d6 points of damage. This damage is precision damage and is not multiplied on a critical hit. Bhodakay can use this feat once per round. In addition, if Bhodakay hits a single target with both claws and successfully grabs a foe, he can make an additional, immediate bite attack against that foe as a secondary attack with special rules; see Rending Mandibles, below.
Bhodakay can perform a bewildering show of prowess with his claws as a full-round action; he may make an Intimidate check to demoralize all foes within 30 feet who can see this display.
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Quote reblogged from All are one เซ ∞Be proud of who you are, and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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Post reblogged from i lik the bred
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
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